All the presents are opened, the mess is all cleaned up and it's a new day to play and relax. Perhaps not relax but to at least have fun. Why part 3.1 you ask? Because I don't have time to put in all the pictures and little tidbits from opening the presents but do have something funny(?) to share. I guess funny is a debateable word.
With lots of wonderful gifts this year, 2 stand out in my mind. Background: I am still losing baby weight from Bacon and therefore clothing is somewhat of an issue at times. I own one pair of jeans, 3 loungy pants (that are not pajamas) and 2 pajama pants. Keep this in mind when you read the following story.
We were opening the last of the presents, the ones from Grandma and Grandpa Dutson. I was sitting in the middle of the floor, holding Bacon, so all could see him via skype. Pach took off running to the bathroom. I heard the toilet flush AND water running. He had even remembered to wash his hands!! I couldn't have been prouder of him...... or so I thought. He came running back in and I grabbed him to open his present from Grandma and Grandpa. I felt something wet on my leg and the following converstaion happened:
"Pach, did you wet your pants?"
"No mama."
"Are you sure because I feel something wet."
"Yes mama. I didn't wet my pants."
"OK."
He stands up and I look. The entire back side of his shorts are soaked!!!
"Pachget upstairs! You did wet your pants."
He took off running and changed, as did I. There went one pair of clean pants.
FAST FORWARD TO A COUPLE HOURS LATER:
Tim was on the phone with one of his good childhood friend, Ben. I was a few feet away on the couch holding Bacon, who was being pretty fussy. I tried patting his back, rocking him, tickling him but alas, nothing seemed to be working. He was just very fussy. I even tried feeding the bottomless pit but that didn't even get him to stop fussing. He was laying on his back across my lap as I was making one more futile attempt at making the poor little guy happy. Finally I picked him up, with the intention of putting him in his swing, when.....I figured out why he was so unhappy. HE HAD POOP HALF WAY UP HIS BACK!! I don't know how I didn't smell it but I didn't. Tim quickly said good-bye to his friend to come help me clean up the poop, which ended up being a family affair. Pach got me the wipes, while Tim got a bag to put all the wipes and diaper in and Pickle, being himself, stood over watching everyone saying, "That's gross! Bacon popped on mommy!" and then laughing hyseterically. I looked down and there was a big wet spot on my leg. Another pair of pants down.
I quickly cleaned Bacon up. It was around a 20 wipes job, so pretty big. The standard poopey diaper is usually a 2 wipes clean-up. If it's really bad, then perhaps 3 or 4 wipes. That should give you something to guage the grossness of this particular poop.
I realized all the other pairs of pants (minus jeans) were dirty, pajama ones and all. So what did I do? I wore shorts of course and was cold the rest of the day. We did throw the poopey clothes and other stuff in the washer to wash. And about 24 hours later, they have been re-washed (since they never made it into the dryer yesterday) and are once again sitting in the washing machine still. Hopefully today they will make it to the dryer. Meanwhile, I did find my 3rd pair of loungy pants and am happily wearing them!